Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Milwaukee Magazine December 2004: .....---
Joining Vice President Dick Cheneyís motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September. The Konformist September 2000:
Did he ever...
Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Bart Starr convinced Cheney to make an unscheduled stop in Glendale to visit local favorite Koppís Frozen Custard, according to New York Times reporter Rick Lyman.
When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Koppís manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard...
The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paperís September 11 Metro section.
Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. ďDid you notice anything unusual about that picture?Ē the reader asked.
Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice presidentís smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?
"Youíre not imagining it," Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.
Letís just say the snugness of Cheneyís pants left little to the imagination...
One Journal Sentinel reader pointed out the blooper in an e-mail to WKLH-FM radio hosts Dave Luczak, Carole Caine and Kevin Brandt, who had a hoot talking about it during their popular morning show.
"Itís nice to have someone of that magnitude in the White House," Brandt joked.
"Heís got a porn career right there," Caine snickered.
Want to see the picture for yourself? Catch it while you can at your public libraryís periodical desk because chagrined Journal Sentinel officials are not in a sharing mood.
You wonít find it on jsonline.com ...
Meanwhile, Mark Hoffman, deputy photo editor, suggested we try the paperís Photo Sales Service. Donít bother. To check its availability, we ordered and paid for a color copy of the Cheney photo, only to get a call the next day voiding the deal.
Journal Sentinel: "That photograph is not for sale."
For those who have received Doctorates in Conspiracy Theory, the name Dick Cheney (George W. Bush's pick for Vice-President) brings up the humorous image presented in Cathy O'Brien's notorious "non-fiction" tale, Trance Formation of America. In her auto-biography, Cathy describes her supposed victimization during her years as a CIA sex slave. One of her more vivid tales is her abuse by Mr. Cheney, who apparently goes by the name "Dick" thanks to his overly large penis. Cathy describes Most Dangerous Game inspired human hunts turned sex romps involving Cheney and sex slaves, including herself. For more on Cheney's "Most Dangerous Game" hunting trips, see Of Scalia, orgies, Cheney, and 'hunting trips'
Later on, George Bush, strung out on heroin, tries to convert Cheney to pedophilia on Cathy's daughter, Kelly. However, "Upon seeing Cheney's unusually large penis, Kelly reeled back in horror."
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