TOTAL INFORMATION ANALYSIS

Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Bush Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) released today a report on what it claims happened to World Trade Center building number 7. NIST claims that heat from office-furniture fires caused floor joists to expand, becoming unstable, and causing a collapse of the entire building.

The report was released at a press conference in Gaithersburg, Maryland broadcast over the Internet. Mainstream reporters were present, but so were devotees of 9/11 COINTELPRO cult leader Steven Earl Jones. At least two members of the audience plaintively wailed Jones' name while asking cover-up artist Dr. Shyam Sunder incomprehensible questions about thermite. Dr. Sunder patiently explained that thousands of tons of thermite would have to be omnipresent on the structure in order to compromise the steel frame. (A position only slightly more ridiculous than Sunder's own furniture fire thesis.) One confused Jones devotee blurted out something about "thermate," apparently unaware that Steven Jones had debunked his own "thermate" theory at a conference in Austin, Texas more than a year ago; having to admit that a lack of a barium signature proved no "thermate" was no present.

No one present questioned the validity of the alleged heat-signature readings; nor if the large blue clouds enveloping the building might have been not "smoke" from fires, but rather chemical clouds containing blue-tinted antimony, which was present in abnormally high concentrations in Southern Manhattan. Similarly, no one asked about the apparent molecular dissociation of the structural steel in WTC7.

Labels: alchemy, NIST, stj911, thermate, wtc, wtc7